Overheard at my house

Bud:  <<Baby's Name>> is going to be so bad ass.

Me:  I don't care if he's bad ass.  I just want him to be nice.

Bud:  Yea, he'll also be nice.  He'll be a badass, but also nice.  Like Channing Tatum.

So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.  My son, Magic Mike.